The End Times is comin. No doubt bout that. Ya know how I
know? Well, I know cause the Senate is gonna kill gun control, an y’know how I
know that, well I know that cause America is a Christian nation and Jesus wrote
the Constitution and when Jesus put in the Second Amendment He meant it.
Oh, no, Jesus wrote the Constitution and the Bills of Rights
and right there in the number two position, just below the right t’ be a
Christian, is the right t’ bear arms. An Jesus was no passifist. No way. Yeah,
He said that bout livin by the sword and dyin by the sword, but that was swords
not guns. An Jesus never said you can’t buy a sword only that you might die by
one. So even if Jesus said bout livin by the gun an dyin by the gun, He didn’t
say nothin about not havin the right to buy a gun.
You think Jesus didn’t know bout guns? Come on, man, Jesus
is God, we agree on that, so if Jesus is God and God knows everything past n
future then Jesus knows bout guns and says nothin when he coulda said somethin
since he knew about everythin.
Course the Constitution is for Americans only so
nonChristians don’t got the same rights and probably shouldn’t have guns especially
if they’re Mooslims cause Mooslims would use them t’ kill Christians and make
us do Sharia Law and not let our womin drive which I gotta ‘mit wouldn’t be all
that bad, but all that would be un-American and if there’s one thing that we
all agree on is that Jesus is not un-American.
That’s why I know the End Times is comin and why I
congradjewlate those in yer face Christians who want ya t’ be saved. Yeah, I knew
Mooslims are proselizin too, but while I would give them the notion that they
think they’re doin good by bein in yer face with Mooslimism, I wouldn’t ‘llow
them to do it because they aren’t offerin ya something ya need. Everybody needs
t’ be saved and we can all agree that Jesus is the only way t’ that so when an in yer face Christian
gets in yer face he does it t' save ya or give ya something ya want—eternal
life in the world to come—whereby the others aren’t given ya something ya need
or even want cause they can’t give ya eternal life in the world to come cause
only Jesus can do that as we already agreed and they ain’t got Jesus.
So ya put all that together and ya know the End Times is comin.
[Did this
“conversation” happen? I’m not saying it did happen, but if it did it would
have happened outside a hotel up north with a valet taking a cigarette break.
But I’m not saying this happened, because if I did say it happened, you
wouldn’t believe me. So I’m not saying it did or it didn’t. Let me know if you
think it did, and if you’ve ever had a conversation like it.]
3 comments:
Oh yeah! Similar conversations abound in lots of places! And the content is expressed in language much more sophisticated than that....and the content is thought but not verbalized by even more people....Yet churches and probably synagogues don't want to spend money on education, oh yeah!
nij
Oh yeah! Similar conversations abound in lots of places! And the content is expressed in language much more sophisticated than that....and the content is thought but not verbalized by even more people....Yet churches and probably synagogues don't want to spend money on education, oh yeah!
nij
Something like that. Several times.
Post a Comment