Now that we have two GOP contests under our belt I turned to
my trustworthy Magic 8-Ball to determine the future. Here is what I learned:
1.
Will Mitt Romney be the next President of the
United States? Yes.
2.
Will anything really change? Very doubtful.
3.
Will the US go to war with Iran? You may rely on it.
4.
Will we pay for war by cutting the social safety
net for the poor, sick, and elderly? Signs
point to yes.
5.
Will Americans learn anything from our
experiences in Iraq and Afghanistan? My
sources say no.
6.
Will the economy improve in 2012? Outlook not so good.
7.
Are Mormons Christian? Better not tell you now.
The Ball is never wrong. Yet, like all prognosticators you
can hire your own to get the results you want. If you don’t like these answers,
buy your Ball and let us know what it tells you.
2 comments:
Allow me to be the first to comment on your seamless seem-less piece with my usual ego driven non-sequitor which may nevertheless possibly bring a faint smile of recognition to your lips should you read it: http://manofestoyomi.blogspot.com/2012/01/night-i-cried.html
How do we teach children about the current realities Israelis must deal with. I have taken a stab at it here http://manofestoyomi.blogspot.com/2012/01/modern-hebrew-primer.html
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