Nailed It

Controversial filmmaker Simcha Jacobovici claims to have discovered two of the nails used in the crucifixion of Jesus. This is no small matter.

If the nails are those of Jesus, they must contain the blood of Christ. We can test this blood for DNA. If it contains only female chromosomes, as the blood of a baby born of a Virgin must, we will have incontrovertible proof that these nails pierced the body of Jesus. But wait; there’s more.

If this blood is the blood of Christ could we clone Jesus anew? Scientists in Britian have cloned mice from fully developed blood cells. Could we not clone the Lamb? Could the Second Coming be a cloning of Christ?

While you may be disappointed that the Rapture did not happen today as predicted (I am), and that the world didn’t come to an end today as predicted (I am), it could still be an amazing day if today is the day we begin the cloning of Jesus.

I can only say, “Ecce Homo,” Simcha Jacobovici, “Ecce Homo!”