tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18968172.post4083883536769655218..comments2023-11-03T01:13:22.719-07:00Comments on The Rabbi Is IN with Rabbi Rami: Live Free and FartUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18968172.post-57920330374335212782011-02-13T09:55:18.097-08:002011-02-13T09:55:18.097-08:00Okay, Rami, you've inspired me to complete my ...Okay, Rami, you've inspired me to complete my story "Guys, Gas and Guns." I started it 3-4 months ago then wussed out when it came to actually posting it. <br /><br />Great piece !!1Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04702327874630383049noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18968172.post-33366853736683239602011-02-10T13:13:17.279-08:002011-02-10T13:13:17.279-08:00slight revision forwarded to evangelical contacts....slight revision forwarded to evangelical contacts. so far, nada.<br /><br />"My name is Juan Morris. I am a United States illegal exiled in Egypt. I am a mild mannered reporter working for a major metropolitan Arabic newspaper, and I am about to be tried in Gaza for the crime of farting. It was an accident, as I understood the law against farting, but I could not find a rest room and was forced to fart on the street. I did not know the masked man standing next to me was with the Hamas secret police. I was being targeted because I was secretly interviewing underground leaders of the Live Free and Fart movement in Egypt. I need to raise money for my defense. I am being threatened with hanging. I was given your name and contact information, along with several other moms because you are a champion of freedom, God-fearing Christians, and, so I have been told, a fart sufferer. If you can help me, please respond to this email and we will figure out how much I can take from you. God bless you. And God bless America. And God bless Beano."בְּשֵם יְהוָֹה וְיֵשׁוּעַ וְרוחַ מִרְיָםhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10944036746444807053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18968172.post-67960525479545934272011-02-10T10:44:29.976-08:002011-02-10T10:44:29.976-08:00I've got to wonder, Rami, if you need to train...I've got to wonder, Rami, if you need to train your e-mail filters better. I haven't actually read such an e-mail for years except once in awhile when I'm curious how bad it's gotten. ;)Aronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17416496332922933822noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18968172.post-43175925304491761482011-02-10T08:33:16.370-08:002011-02-10T08:33:16.370-08:00This reminds of of an op-ed piece I read years ago...This reminds of of an op-ed piece I read years ago as a response to the question, "Do you mind if I smoke?" <br /><br />"No. Do you mind if I fart? I've been trying to quit for years, but haven't been successful so far."<br /><br />Anyone for chili on a cold day?Mary Ingmirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14269352531993710901noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18968172.post-42167608369689448992011-02-10T06:31:28.916-08:002011-02-10T06:31:28.916-08:00I can't help wondering whether this post is yo...I can't help wondering whether this post is your way of subtly laughing at the fact that this week's parsha talks so much about reiach nichoach, a sweet scent before God. <br /><br />;-)rbarenblathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10882606147795083729noreply@blogger.com